Have you heard of H.P. Lovecraft?
...August Derleth?
...Clark Ashton Smith?
...Frank Belknap Long?
...Ramsey Campbell
Do you own a copy of any H.P. Lovecraft story?
...more than five?
...more than 20?
...more than 50?
...all of them?
...do you believe them?
Do you own a copy of the Simon Necronomicon?
...even though you knew it was a fake?
...a non-Simon Necronomicon?
...the REAL Necronomicon?
Have you ever tried casting a spell from the Necronomicon (or any other well known Mythos spell book)?
...did you succeed?
...are you still sane?
...are you still alive?
...would you do it again?
Do you dream of Cthulhu?
...Azathoth?
...Yog-Sothoth?
...while awake?
Have you ever been interested in the occult?
...dabbled in it?
...actually got anywhere?
...are still doing it?
...are head of your own order?
Would you sacrifice a goat to appease your masters?
...somebody's pet?
...your own pet?
...the person you found spying on your meeting?
...an innocent stranger?
...somebody else's child or baby?
...your own child or baby?
...yourself?
Have you sacrificed an animal before?
...a human?
Can you read Latin?
...ancient Greek?
...ancient German?
...ancient Arabic?
Did you learn one of those languages just to read a tome?
...more than one language?
...did your teacher know what you were doing?
...was it so that there would be somebody else who could read the tome if something happened to them?
...so that the 'something' would happen to you instead?
Can you easily pronounce Cthulhu's name?
...Yibb-Tstll's?
...Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn?
...backwards?
Do you prounounce names easily, regardless of how many consonants are jammed together?
Do you have difficulty understanding why other people can't?
Have you ever belonged to the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu?
...the 'Cthulhu for President' campaign?
Have you seen a plush Cthulhu?
...do you own one?
...more than one?
...do you pray or make offerings to them?
Do you own any more Cthulhu memorabilia?
...a statue?
...is it life-sized?
Have you ever educated somebody about Great Cthulhu?
...against their will?
...using necessary force?
...unnecessary force?
...did they believe you afterwards?
Do animals act hostile around you?
...other humans?
...your mother?
Can you easily visualize in five dimensions?
...see in five dimensions?
Do you keep your eyes open for mysterious mining activity?
...in hopes of taking a trip to Yuggoth?
Do you have all the corners in your house rounded 'for protection'?
Have you been replaced by one of the Great Race of Yith?
...are you a member of the Great Race of Yith?
Do you have large eyes?
...a sloping forehead?
...an affinity to water?
...have relations who lived in Innsmouth?
...are the reason for Innsmouth?
Can you recognize the Elder Sign?
...the HP Lovecraft one?
...has it saved your life before?
...do you still prefer the Yellow Sign?
Do you have to keep moving so that people don't notice that you don't properly age?
...have you had to fake being your own son?
Do you have at least one organization out to stop you?
...are they the 'Good Guys'?
...do you have other 'Bad Guys' after you as well?
...at least one powerful non-human entity?
Have you heard the mad piping of Azathoth?
...do you have it on CD?
...with accompaniment by Erich Zann?
Do you believe that Cthulhu shall rise from the sea and claim dominiom over the world?
...is this an appealing concept?
...would you like to help?
...are you already helping?